We hit a deer, sort of a buzz kill. But it's fine.
The verizon commercial has a magical pinata. Candy just keeps coming out. It must be a portal to a candy universe.
I think this dress is screaming I want a birthday 3some with two moderately attractive guys. I hope.
I just almost got out my car and drop kicked this one chick over parking. Welcome to the first day of spring semester.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
So I'm at planned parenthood and there are 5 people here from Friday's party.
i made potato chips in weed oil. what did you do today?
We had three bowls going. It was a tri-bowl tournament. Harry potter shit.
He sent me a mirror pic of himself and sent it to me and all i could think about was the amazing bong hits i took with his roommate in that bathroom.
I'm looking at some sugar baby profiles to get some insight on what we're up against.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I want to preface this by saying nothing happened, nothing is on fire. It is mere speculation. Do we have a fire extinguisher?
FUCK YOU AND YOUR WEAK ASS EYEBROWS
You gave my cousin a blowjob and are facebook friends with my mom. Is there a name for this level of friendship?
Apparently when cookies are around I think of myself as a puppy and reward myself for everything #WhoIsAGoodBoy
so how about you dont randomly call my mother during parties?
We could have fun in a cardboard box. Think of the damage we could do at an amusement park!
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