I got drunk at the beach today. I got the word Badass! tatooed all the way across my foot. Probably a bad idea.
dude on moped wearing crocs...somebody get this guy his man card back
I mean I'm basically single. Or maybe just an asshole. Either way.
i have my own cum on my nose right now. don't talk to me about "embarrassed".
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on todays agenda: meeting with a life coach then going to the dollar store to buy batteries for my vibrator. clearly im still unemployed.
I honestly didn't see the problem playing beer pong In the car on the road trip home.
The underwear in the garbage is clean. Just wipe the pizza sauce off
Also while I am being the bigger person I plan on bringing over something strong smelling and/or alcoholic to torture the poor hungover bastard
I'll make some time for you! I don't know how long you need to get off, but I should only need 2-7 minutes, pending what kind of socks I have on.
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I went through my entire iTunes library and made a playlist called "Feelings". I have 7.5 hours of feelings.
The number of mornings I actually have to say out loud to myself "you must put pants on and go to work" to get motivated is...troubling.
I do not mind being torn from the first touches of sleep to see a man who looks like that
Just scratched my head and I basically rained glitter.
Should I apologize to him for saying I wanted to punch him in the face as I was digging through the trash?
He was like 120 lbs and 20 of that was penis
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