i wonder if she gts uncomfortable walkin bu when she knows we all know what her pussy tastes like
Just when I thought this night couldn't get any worse, my dad sang and dedicated Sexual Healing to me at kareoke night.
It was some time between the gurgles of her blowing me to us throwing up in the same bucket afterwards that I realized we would be doing this a lot.
I'm flagged. Drank strippers water. Flashed Dave tryin to get a job here. You order the shots. Green tea betch.
If you see my mugshot on the news tomorrow, its not what you think
Sober now. I'm really glad I didn't try to make out with that guy who has a pregnant fiance
You don't have a wife, you don't have a dog, and you need a new bong. Don't make this any worse than that.
Dude, I lost my shirt, and my doorknob is gone. I'm not sure which I should find first
I wanna just rip ass and see his reaction but i bet itd be better to shatter that illusion when hes drunk
Naw but when she was in the bathroom I threw the condom out the window and I'm pretty sure it hit some girl
Can we talk about the fact that a stranger is doing a line of coke off our living room table right now?
Damn Instagram explore page. I am six months in to some girl I don't even know.
I suggest both. Please have sex with them and prepare notes for a final comparison.
I would go disguised as someone he didn't have premature ejaculative sex with but I don't know if I could stay in character.
Yeah, let's go with that. Fuck that weak moment of complete honesty I just had.
Randomize
