This ginger kid smells like a queef popsicle
I don't think a check that has "thx for the drugs" on the note is really gonna fly.
Unemployment check just came in. As soon as I stop pretending I have morals I'm buying weed. Puff puff pass uncle sam.
Remember camping when you drank 36 beers to yourself in one day and puked in your tent? Ready for round 2?
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It's probably because the lack of alcohol in your stomach. Alcohol kills bacteria. I am a doctor. Trust me
I blame it on the rum. It keeps jumpng doqn my throst.
Life Epiphany- I need to have children so I can be the drunk grandma at family functions. Its my destiny.
I'm tryin a pb and onion sandwich now
Please smoke with me until I agree that sounds like a good idea
it still weirds me out that Robin Thicke is Alan Thicke's son
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We were having sex and my nose just started pouring blood. He reached down to the floor, grabbed a sock and held it to my nose. He just kept pounding away like nothing was happening.
I had to hose off vomit off my driveway at 9 am.....so hot
I have shit my pants twice this week. #adulthood
When do you estimate your next shower will be? Several people have asked.
She ripped her shorts off and yelled "VAGINA TIME!"
I apparently sent an offer letter to, and then subsequently onboarded, the wrong candidate. How's your Monday?
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