As gay men are we obligated to learn the Single Ladies dance.
He kept referring to his penis a his "love gun"
I'd like to be surprised that there's a picture of someone pouring champagne in my boobs on Instagram, but I can't.
You tired to make us "vodka tacos". Which was just you dipping pitas in vodka.
Any good?
Well. FUCK YA. But that's beside the point
trying to figure out what happened last night by looking around the apartment.
naked man under the piano. THE PLOT THICKENS.
After her AA meeting, she was on the phone with her mom, and when she said, "they're making me start over with Step 1," I quietly sang, "cut a hole in the box".
The worst part about living in a small town is partying with your pharmacist and then having to buy Plan B from him the next morning.
I feel like a girl who eats her problems away with fast food.
When all else fails, you can always look down at your enormous penis.
You mistakenly try to piss in a cactus bush ONE TIME and are forever dubbed cactus ass
I'm standing on the corner in a banana costume and cape with frozen bananas in my utility belt reassessing my life decisions.
Good news. His dicks gotten wayy bigger since high school. I love Thanksgiving break.
So he has moved up to a stage 5 clinger...Surprised he didn't try to lure you into bed with tacos, like he did last time
Yeah... akward. I don't want a round 2
Holy shit dude........stairs
I would give away three of my own ribs to be able to eat myself out.
...ew
She asked me if I could do that to her every single time. I said nope. sometimes it's better.
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