we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
if i could have babies with my dog i totally would cause i know thay would be fucking hott babies.
I just found glass in my funny face pancakes, there's nothing funny about that.
is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
just realized we made a drinking game to how many times they say "hakuna matata" in the lion king last night... hello sophomore year.
his life revolves around getting high and answering people on yahoo answers. he's perfect for you.
This isnt meant to be as creepy as it sounds, but do you seriously want a lock of the hair I cut off?
And the clouds opened up and the sex gods said I hate you alfalfa
I wonder what chicks would think if they learned that when we add them on fb we email their bikini pics to each other.
I don't have any bail money, if that's where this conversation is going
I just want my birth control to stop making me feel like I'm watching baby seals get clubbed to death any time anything even remotely unpleasant happens lol
My mom just told me she would flash her tits to a cop to get me out of jail, and then we high-fived.
Panties = found
we should paint friendship bongs
Will you come get your son? He's using an old bike pump to help him fart the national anthem...
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