Well apparently he's into motor boating.
He was going nice and slow, then he yelled " BOONNEESTOORRMM!!!!!". I can't walk straight.
was just hit on by a homeless lesbian. forever alone.
Its that time of week again, Bad life decision wednesday
the amount of times i have wished for a boxed wine emoticon is almost alarming. almosttt
I think I pulled my groin stumbling back from the bar. That or the hippo I woke up next to.
Please find an outlet that isn't stripping or getting drunk and arrested
karaoke mosh pit has descended into fisticuffs, send backup
Apparently you need a permit for a flamethrower.
It's just one of those days where I'm too horny to function, to be perfectly honest.
I just watch that 70s show all day and blaze whenever they do. It's nice being part of the circle
have you ever seen all dogs go to heaven this is important
Would I be a horrible mom if I got a babysitter at 6am so I could go get laid.
If there's anything else you're planning on stealing from me, please let me know so I can set it on fire
It’s a prereq for med school, so I hope the professor likes blow jobs
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