why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
theyre doing shots to celebrate her boob jobs anniversary.
You'll be proud of me
Who did you not have sex with
Damn it...you know me too well
the worst part of it wasnt him peeing on the xbox. it was when he showed me his penis and made a kissy face at me. THAT was painful.
he's downstairs watching tv with my family... I called the home line so my mom could bring me my make up bag cause my real face would prob make him delete my number
well judging by the amount of dired blood around my nipple rings i'm gonna assume it was a good night
Some kid just walked into class with his schedlue written on a keystone box.
he came on my stomach, took his sock off, wiped it up, put his sock back on along with his shoes and left.
You just kept yelling, "THAT'S THE POWER OF PINESOL, BABY!"
btw, do you remember scaling that porch last night?
I mostly enjoyed dancing with him because his boner was scratching my bug bites.
Do you think I can wear the dress I went to jail in with the shoes I went to prom in to the wedding tonight?
I don't know. I was hiding and the bed was banging. I am going to sleep now in someone's car.
If me saying "come f***k me now" is talking, then yes.
My liver is screaming fuck you right now.
Randomize
