You really coming over, don't trick.
Once you see the odd facial expressions and noises a guy makes while he is furiously beating off on top of you, it kind of puts things into perspective.
alone in the kitchen at 4 am eating a hotdog.
Just don't lie down.. Throwing up upwards is NOT cute the second time.
You owe me a new pair of headphones. You plugged mine into the top of a mustard bottle.
I yelled "Coming in hot." before penetrating. Im pretty sure she loved it.
We're friends with people in his circle of friends so we're half way in. It's like I've already given him a hand job.
thing about being the result of a teen pregnancy is that all my baby pictures are of my mom and dad holding me around their stoned college friends.
just remembered spooning on the cardboard and confessing to each other we had the spins.
it's just one of those nights where i don't care if anyone sees my vagina
Yeah. I had to take off my shirt. It's soaked in weakness.
We celebrated International Women's Day by spending $700 and taking our tops off at the strip club
The boys offered to pay but we went halfs because we're feminists
I don't care how great the sex was, I cannot unsee what has been seen. I regret ever stalking his Facebook.
I think he might be using me for sex. I also think I might be ok with that.
She made me keep my boots on and say "you're welcome darlin" after every orgasm......so yes it was an awesome night.
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