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dude, I just walked in on your little brother changing clothes...I'm ashamed to say I noticed, but that kid has as MASSIVE cock...
Yeah...we all know. it's the elephant in the room at family gatherings.
that is a frighteningly accurate metaphor for it.
Half of elefante. Gelafin galaxy
the creek. my friends left me at a party next thing i know im in a breaststroke relay race with a bunch of randos in the dark
Just got a blow job while taking my online quiz. How is life in the dorms treating you?
Old men love us. For they have fine taste and disturbing minds.
We were high as shit. We argued for like ten minutes about going to Dunkin Donuts and then just ended up rolling down hills. Thanks for the weed.
You were, but he disappeared after you said you wanted him to get you pregnant so you'd have a child by the time the Boy Meets World sequel starts
I caught myself flirting with clients today. Someone needs to take me to pound town before I self destruct. This is a code red. I repeat code red.
I mean, unless you wanna just let me lie there while you fuck me and pour water into my mouth
He just pulled out my weave during sex....needless to say I'm embarrassed and in need of another shot pronto
jusy threw up in the airport bathroom. I am no longer thankful for fireball.
listen i get youre a daddy dom but that doesnt give you a pass to make dad jokes
on a scale from 1 to "can't put a toothbrush in your mouth without gagging" how hungover are you?
It’s amazing such a big dick belongs to such a boring guy
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