Don't worry, nothing happened....but we should have a fire extinguisher here.
votings over. no more wacking it to anti christine o'donnell ads
I may still return these pants. Depends how much they smell like alcohol by tmrw morning. I've already spilled once.
Thanks to this cookie, I have now eaten something other than skittles today.
What's the over under on catching something from your sister?
Challenge: Try to have your balls hanging out in every picture you take tonight
Challenge Accepted
All I really remember is shouting "THANKS FOR LETTING ME MAKE OUT WITH YOUR GIRLFRIEND."
What can I say? You have this amazing power over straight girls.
I think there is a legit party going on the place we thought was AA
Okay who let me pass out in a recliner cuddling a pitbull and a cardboard cutout of Orlando Bloom
when I type Christina's, my phone's predictive text assumes my next word is boobage
That guy was cool until he tried fighting that dude in the bow tie. I need better wingmen.
I'm good. Got my nipples pierced and threw my back out. 🙌
Dude, you were so drunk you were hanging from the ceiling of my car pretending you were a sloth while we were on 81.
i was so blazed last night that i kept imagining a talking eagle sitting next to me encouraging me to smoke more... i listened to it.
Let's just face it you're going to have an arrangement with your future wife your fuck me on Thursdays
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