her nipple to breast ratio was just odd
guy in front of me on the bus did 12 yrs, hes teling me about how to knife fight
Saved 180 Bucks tonight. Pulled my own tooth. More money to party with.
16 and pregnant actually makes me really happy that i'm gay
last night i found out that about 5 of my friends audio recorded us having sex through the bedroom door, then auto tuned it in the tpain app on his iphone.
Just filled up my pledge keg goblet with coffee at bp. They can judge all they want. At least I'm not killing baby dolphins.
Do you know any thirteen year old jewish kids? I'm looking for a party.
When sleeping with someone new: should you hide the magnum condoms, or let him know what he has to live up to?
she has a fucking refrigerator full of four loko and is charging 15 dollars a can.... she is like a mini donald trump
He snuck into my grandmothers house, broke her lamp, fucked me, then had breakfast with us the next morning. I am an awful granddaughter.
Trust me. My penis has made more than enough decisions this weekend.
He cheated on me in real life. I can cheat at words with friends.
for a while, i completely forgot that you wrote "fuck me" on my stomach before we went out. when he took my shirt off that night, he just looked down and said, "may i?". i think i'm in love
If I were you I'd use my green card to do more coke and less talking
Fuck. I did it again. I plugged in my toaster and walked away thinking it needed to preheat. I am dumb.
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