Is it sad I memorized the exact change required for a #7 at Wendy's?
I see an opportunity for you to use your nakedness to cure my boredom.
he sent me a naked picture of himself. things got awkward really quickly. but on a positive note he shaved his chest
Maybe my heart is located in my vagina
The tent neighbors already set us on fire w an errant roach. How do you think Bonnaroo's going?!
Please tell me the foreign boys in the kitchen this morning were yours.
She just came to my house, with puke in her hair, to wake up my dad and scream "happy fathers day you DILF!" at the top of her lungs
We ended up sleeping in the emergency room for safety (you know, well lit, cameras..) and then an ambulance drove us to the train station around 4am. great last night in australia.
you taught an eight year old how to shotgun a half pint of chocolate milk, that's all i'm saying
Just saw an all male dolphin threesome from underwater viewing
Just checked in with my friend who walked in on us. He thinks you two had a spiritual connection and he's bugging out
He was also rolling face on molly so his perception of divinity might be slightly off
Please tell me you did not shit your Disney princess costume.
Tonight I researched being a phone sex operator and teaching English at a French school in Africa. I think my future lacks direction
If it makes u feel any better my dick feels pretty tender dude
His name was Dragon. For real. How do you not sleep with a Dragon? Don't judge me.
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