I acted like I was still sleeping as she gathered her stuff to leave.. that's when she let one rip
This soccer player girl is eating this banana WAY to slow. Too early for penis shaped foods.
I swear this girl is like a Cross between Danny Devito and Anne Heche....the Lesbian Years.
siamese drinking twins saturday is a go ... bring duct tape.
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Our innocent game of 'Duck, duck, booze.' ended up not being so innocent
That's how you know it was a good night if two months later you finally realized your skirt never made it home and you found out where it was.
I think I'm drunk at the airport. Oh the possibilities
Didn't get carded at the bar. We're getting wasted and then walking over to Bass Pro Shops to watch the indoor ducks swim around. And possibly buying a tent.
Can you technically cross something off your bucket list if you don't, per say, remember it....?
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It has moved into the cliche "thin line between love and hate" real quick. With her. Not Taco Bell.
You're too young to have this sort of Grizzled Old Drunk In Roadside Bar wisdom.
also somebody did cough syrup and i was really worried but i couldn’t express why properly so i was like MACKLEMORE SAYS NO
Don't worry, I'm taking the best gay radar in the World, my sister's boobs. All guy who is not looking at them, it's fair play for us.
You're the best friend ever. I wouldn't want to do the walk of shame with anyone else.
I just bought sparkling water with plan B. I am the most basic bitch to ever exist.
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