i don't have parental supervision. i'm gonna start accepting candy from strangers now.
im poppin the ladies like they're bacne
Dude ur right that IS what a vagina looks like!
Do everybody a favor and GET LAID MORE.
He looked at me like he has never had a girl throw up on him before.
In case you were wondering, my scare crow is wearing your outfit from last night.
lets just say that i have already today: gotten drunk, got in a fight, got stranded an hour away from home, found a ride, sobered up, and slept. woken back up, and here i am. its been a long day. Day drinking is bad for friendships.
he was spitting whole peanuts projectile out of his mouth at the waitresses as they walked by and then yelled across the restaurant that he had "no problem kicking any of their asses"
I get off at the next exit which doesn't have a shoulder, a guy is riding my ass so I cant stop. I think I got as much puke on his car as on mine.
Porn. Physics. Porn. Icecream. Porn. That's my life now.
She had a belly button piercing in the shape of a cross. Talk about mixed messages.
Life goal: sit on his perfect beautiful David Archuleta-lookalike face
Give me 20 minutes.. I'm going to need to start off with an orgasm to get through this day
She was sitting on the couch in his tux jacket...no pants, eating cold vegetable lasagna. Yet I'm the weirdo?
i really love you but i feel kinda dumb about it
He ate me out while I stood on his bed drinking a Rainier.
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