She tried to have sex with him but he quote unquote respected her
Not just anyone can homewreck on three continents simultaneously
you are my hero
He was from Iceland of course I didnt sleep with him, havent you seen Mighty Ducks 2???
first off, his name is dougie. strike one.
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He just reenacted his orgasm in front of my roommates....using a squeeze bottle of mayonnaise.
Plotting your own moral demise should not be this fun
Just had a tranny complement my outfit. Looks like I'll have to change before we go out.
I have to answer enough questions about you, I don't need your uterus tossed in the conversation.
Dude... She just sent me a story of how she wants to fuck me on a boat and call me her captain.. Well ahoy mateys, lets set sail
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"She's seriously grinding on him while whispering into his ear, 'take me to McDonald's.'"
Don't trim your pubes if you've been drinking. I can't believe I have to tell you more than once.
His wedding band got caught on my nipple ring and that's how I realized he was married
why did i wake up in the bathroom?
we had to stay with you a while until we convinced you it wasn't safe to wash your face, then you fell asleep with your foot in the toilet.
the sex got boring after the first three hours
holy shit
That was fun and all, but let's never have sex on a ladder ever again.
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