What a fucking waste of an outfit
You know, I didn't realize this at the time, but it appears that I am being "heavily petted" by 3 grown men in that pic.
If these were biblical times then you'd be a Roman Senator.
god I hate her. why can't she just fuck and leave like a normal slut.
the girl next to me in class is drawing a guy banging a chick doggy style...its very detailed
my mom just asked me, concerned, if I swallowed.
I just made doing the dishes into a drinking game. crafty, or pathetic?
Totally forgot this... How weird was it when they were licking our faces
Well I tried to steal a golf cart. I fought with the Chick-Fil-A cow. And other things.
The bouncer at this strip club is my new best friend. He is also very persuasive. He got me to strip onstage for a t shirt. It's a nice shirt.
Were not alcoholics, were just impatient for fridays
Her boyfriend caught us fucking and said "cool you're cheating too" and left.
You live a charmed life.
How did I roll 7 times this month and survive?\nI must be some sort of ecstasy goddess
I lost the back to your old name tag last night in a girls shirt. It got me a view of some titties though, I guess in some way you're still doing your brotherly deeds
This place is full of unfortunate mustaches.
I swear it’s like he’s filling my soul via my vagina
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