**** and his GF asked me to give his stuff back, and they would give me a 100. HA, they dont know I have it to charity haha
Cruel joke of nature. Hair on head runs from face, and hides on various parts of body. Aging sucks.
just saw my sister at the strip club... dont think she's "taking a night class over the summer"
He said they were doing a skit in class apparently someone else is dressed like a horse. Ive never felt more proned to skipping class than now
I just wnated to let you know that I laminated my history notes so i can study in the shower.
She asked how far humans have gone into a volcano because they did in spy kids. She was serious.
How many 'remember name' entries is it inappropriate to have in one's cell phone?
Mother nature decided I wasn't going to be a whore today. Fuck her.
Holy mother of cocks. I was grind-with-my-boss drunk last night.
The only thing that was weird was that it WASN'T weird when she got out of the shower and saw me blowing him.
She asked how comfortable I was with her while we were in the shower. She then proceeded to pee in said shower.
I'm to childless and to single to be asking myself why I'm so sticky
Like Napoleon Dynamite?
Exactly like Napoleon Dynamite
But with bacon.
Went to waffle house after dropping my sister off at school and got into a heated argument with a drunk/hungover philosophy professor I will not name. I won the argument.
I a very close black and white picture of my slightly erect penis and I blew it up put it in an art gallery for a show coming up and somebody bought it for 30 Grand!!!
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