It's called penis withdraw. Or alcoholism. I get them confused these days.
I just took my friends on a tour of all the places I've had sex in my house. I dont know if that's more slutty, or the fact that it took 2 hours to complete..
Out of all the things I've put my penis in, this seems the most unfortunate.
Im gonna need you to always be ready for drinking or this will never work. grow up peter pan.
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I know. She seems like she getting that "need some dick" restlessness. Might explain the feisty attitude
and then you looked me right in the eyes and said "i just really wanna pet some horses right now"
The next time you try to involve a tickle me Elmo in my orgasm, I'm leaving you
Dude that girl I hooked up with Tuesday is in lecture. I told her I was from the Dominican visiting my cousin and was leaving the next day. Hiding under my hood and hangover.
the amount of chicks and firearms here is unnerving. this will end awesomely or at the morgue.
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I got to the party and found your shoes in a bag of Funyuns. You weren't even there.
He stumbled out of the bathroom with his pants around his ankles yelling "tie my shooes!"
Saw the guy I once slept with, he was buying Beer and shit tone of diapers. Glad to see how 2016 will turn out.
I RAN OVER A NUN! I RAN OVER A FUCKING NUN! GOD WILL NEVER FORGIVE ME FOR MY SINS NOW!!!
His beard looks like it smells like beer, cocaine and old pussy juice
Its like your face is a pile of corn and I'm a chicken
...What??
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