I wouldn't call it sex. It's like when you put a plug in a socket half way. It's not all the way in but it still turns on the light.
I have diapers under my sink. trying to convince myself to use them.
We just passed a billboard that said to join "jerseydoesntstink.com" and literally 15 seconds later, we could smell jersey.
I have fiberglass splinters all over my hands and woke up with a sign that says PUMPKINS in my room.
Maybe just the first 2 wks of Nov can be dick detox.
Besides the kids on acid... I was the highest kid there
Just copped mushrooms from a dude in a business suit. U comin or what?
You can't just take out your bong for hits in public places... That's what pipes are for. You've got to be stealthier.
No, it's okay because this is the city of trees.
YOU'VE ALREADY BEEN BUSTED MORE THAN ONCE. THAT'S NOT A VALID EXCUSE FOR BONG HITS IN COFFEE GARDEN
so at 3am I stumbled into my parents house and crawled into bed with them, I need to start dating.
I have his gate key so know he has to see me again.
I started my period on international women's day. It's like the world is congratulating me and punishing me for being a woman at the same time
Oh also we fucked while one of the old Rudolph movies was playing on tv so it was festive
Just got a handjob in my psych lecture. You were right, going to class is paying off.
THERE ARE NO EMOJIS TO SHOW MY SEXUAL FRUSTRATION
But once you are just right and I work my tongue in the right spots and hot wax your balls and inner thighs. I will have you right where I want you.
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