I can only name 15 people I've had sex with - can I just start claiming that as my sex number?
He left the bathroom door open so i would hear him masturbate in the shower to make me feel guilty for not putting out but it just turned me on cause i like guys masturbating. weird?
I'm at a party watching some dude try to eat a whole package of Oreos in 5 minutes.
Just had to explain to a senior manager why I had duct tape residue on my wrist and hand. This weekend was a success.
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I don't care if he's straight, his cock will be in my mouth by midnight. Like a closeted Cinderella.
Would you have sex with a guy wearing a Batman mask?
It's all hypothetical, I don't have a Batman mask... yet...
When I don't want to forget things I put them on my cigs.
C smoking isn't all bad
Don't come. It's not even a party it's a total sausage fest. Like 20 drunk dudes in a bedroom. We can still drink by ourselves though it'll be ok
Well since your going through her phone..look man she loves you..she just loves my dick more
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yeah well, its not like my astrogynecology class is teaching me what i need to know
im almost 90% sure there is no such thing as astrogynecology.
Tried to put an eye patch on while hooking up with a girl. She was not amused.
At first it will make you think "how is this physically possible?" and then it will ruin an entire food group for you.
when i was on the highway she passed out and knocked my transmission into nuetral with her forehead...that was an experience
Haha word. Sure I can do that. Help me find which bar has my pants and you'll get free tacos all week
His nipple licking is glorious
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