Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
dude, you're being a jerk.
sorry, didn't mean to pull a Cheney
Tell us when you see the semi truck on fire.
I'm customer of the month for a 3rd time now at the Wine store. I've achieved so much in my life
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I HAVE FLAVORED BLOW. THIS SHOULD NOT EXISIT.
Walked into the bar with my burrito and ordered a round of shots for everyone. Not sure if I want to look at the credit card statement.
threw up in the library. i should be embarrassed, but i'm willing to bet that i'm one of the first so i'm kinda proud.
Jen's arm is stuck between a wall and her bed. She's naked and needs someone to go help her.
You may see me wearing your shirt to class. It's because I still have the spins and I'm anticipating throwing up on it. Asshole.
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I was loaded. my pee still has a hint of lime
I can't wait for you to tell me about your sex.
It's a short, short story.
I wish university was like frosh week all the time and then they just give you a degree for surviving
I know this is a weird question but we both had pants on when my mom woke us up last night right?
If work found out I was using THEIR paper to write Karate Kid fanfic I'd never hear the end of it.
She was blacked out at her own party. It felt good to stand next to her while she laid on the floor and say "vomit does not look good on you."
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