guy in front of me on the bus did 12 yrs, hes teling me about how to knife fight
he smells like the inside of heather mills' fake leg
to do: lose virginity to hamster dance
So I decided to put different foods on my dick to see which would feel the best
and??
Cake is only good when you eat it
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Lets start the night off early. Those Coronas arent going to throw themselves up.
apparently it isn't appropriate to tell a coworker who is eating celery because it's "negative calories" that a blowjob is too
My dream had 1 penis and 2 pizzas in it. Priorities?
sounds like it. if it makes you feel better i blew up a $75000 farm tractor last night.
I'll just save you what dignity you have left by letting what happened die with your lack of memory and/or liver.
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Gotta get dat. Gotta get dat. Gotta get dat dat dat dat dat ~uterus contraction~
you got to sleep with him and don't even remember it? that's like sleeping through an entire vacation
Have you had sex with a man from New Zealand? No? Then your input is invalid.
Who in their right mind would frost a cake with their butt?
Step 1 was make out with him. so now we just need to come up with step 2.
I'm actually on the verge of cancelling a booty call because I have an early meeting tomorrow. If this is what adulthood is going to be like, I'll pass.
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