4:33 am: Sleep on left side of my bed. T-shirts are second drawer on left side, boxers top right. I don't wake up when lights are on so feel free in my room..
Dude I still wanna know who I had sex with on new years eve
sometimes you have to go after what you want
true. and i really want to cum
The guy that just projectile vomited over the balcony is now going down to find the pill he just puked up. He said he wasn't about to waste $15.
how many dildos make it a "collection?"
I just had really awesome sex bent over the side of an air hockey table. That is all. Happy thanksgiving.
I just encountered the same creepy guy I showed you, he jumped inside the dumpster screaming.
You can kiss the security deposit goodbye after you and your boyfriend did donuts on his moped in the middle of the apartment. It was impressive since you were both too drunk to walk.
He called me at 4am to ask me to marry him, then threw up into the phone for 10 minutes.
When your hungover saltines taste like hope...
Was looking through my phone and saw that drunk me took a tit pic in the Denny's bathroom..
I think my brain has decided it's boycotting life until it can do whatever it wants.
Maybe snorting K off penises isn't healthy
No? The only contact I've had with him for months was when I drunk texted him from Costa Rica to say that all jazz sounds the same
You informed me your place was now a nudist colony and unless I was there to drink schnapps with the cat I had to strip.
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