Then he said something about how from that angle I looked just like his mom.
I was so drunk, I was kissing everyone. Their sexual preference was none of my concern.
my greatest accomplishment from the city of diplomacy is that i puked at a table of 5 diplomats and my professor and NONE OF THEM NOTICED
I'm tired of stuffing my fat into a slutty costume. Next year let's go as homeless girls. Cute ones. In leggings with camel toe.
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I wasn't concerned until I realized he was using the vase my birthday flowers came in as a " big glass" for his 151 and coke.
Haha he's lucky I don't kick him back into the land of the majestic handjobs
The brazilian leg lock that the stripper put me in was definitely the highlight of the night
Did body shots with a guy... Ended up being the ref of my volleyball game... So that's why we won
I had to reschedule my trainer meeting so now I'm just here eating hot pockets
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I didn't really understand how big 10 inches is. Now I know.
where are you guys?
stoned at his house watching water boil
I met up with trey last night. He whispered in my ear "I love you" then raised his voice and said "but not in a I want to marry you kind of way, but if you died I would cry."
It's official! Naked girl is back and making stir fry. Still not sure she realizes we can see her whole apartment from our balcony. Cheap beer and a show.
May have told my history professor I wanted him to stuff me like a turkey. Too slutty?
Nah, people appreciate the creativity of seasonal sluttiness. Let me know if it works!!!
I'll get the most aesthetic strap on, you'll see
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