Dude WTF? His teammate just started talkin to me on fb! Am I walking around with a "I like to f**k gators" on my forehead?
No, it just says ur easy
By the end of the second bowl I was making sound effects to every hand movement he made.
This show inspires me to have sex in space
I don't even know. I woke up to a text from someone named Vick saying he was 'legit worried' that I had herpes.
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he payed over $300 just to break into the hotel pool and skinny dip alone for 5 minutes and then peace in a cab. and all he had to say for himself was "gotta go swimming, gotta live life"
where do u find these people!?
its sad im about to start saving up for how drunk i need to be for the holidays
he has decreed that i can sleep with anyone who has the same name as him. line up all the toms
He's nice but I'm a one bouncer kind of girl
It felt as if we were fucking on a sea of baby feet and morgan freemans face hair
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My wife climbed on top of me, fucked my brains out, and gave me money from the ATM. I'm living the dream.
Not as much as my roommate, who is in the middle of one of the pictures throwing a lawn chair at a cop car lol.
Seriously bro? Indoor roman candle wars? I guess I'll never see that fucking security deposit again
I can't believe you won 5 grand from the casio last night and spent more than 80% on tacobell and strippers already
That falls under the "unwelcome penises" category. Also that's definitely a sentence I never thought I would say
They stopped fighting to partake in M&Ms and porn.
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