"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
Oh i forgot. I hit on a mentally challenged girl too.
This girl wants me to lick her pits
pits??
Yeah pits, I think I still go for it though
we were going to warn you, but we veto-ed that idea somewhere between "this is the stupidest thing we've ever done" and "let's order a pizza"
Dont judge me. Him and his friends got me drunk for free, the least i could do was suck his dick
You sat there for 20minutes trying to seduce the picture of my dad.
You are such a cockblock sometimes
You NEED a cockblock sometimes
If this week is any indication of my life here I've got to get out ASAP. My liver can't hack it.
He smashed a plastic chair leg on a tree stump, threw himself into the side of our metal enclosure, stomped on the wreckage for a bit and then punched the fire.
"drunk introduce yourself to everyone colleen" came out last night... you kept grabbing guys faces that you just met and just kept saying their names over and over and over again so you wouldn't forget.. then would see them 5 minutes later to introduce yourself again..
PLAN B IS EXPENSIVE ON A $50 A WEEK BUDGET.
Do you hit a new low in life when you have to carry around a puke bag in your purse when you're hungover?
I've never SEEN someone give negative fucks before. It's actually rather impressive. I want to study under them.
He named his newborn baby after a character in the Hobbit and that is literally keeping me up at night.
I told him I was studying his body for art, so now I have to actually do a drawing of him to not look like a creep and so we can hook up again.
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