I just spent the last hour reading customer reviews on amazon.com for the book "it hurts when I poop." Send help.
I ate a lot of your sunchips. I mean a lot. Like 4 to 5 bags.
i just googled the alphabet. i couldnt remember if it was jklomnop or jklmnop.
we were hanging out in his room and he decided to play WoW.. so i took off all my clothes while he wasn't paying attention and laid on his bed and started playing with myself.
did he notice?
of course he didn't notice.. he was playing a fiesty level 1 fucker that wouldn't give up..
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VODKA 4LOKO BEER NOT IN THE CLEAR
Dude she gave you head while I was in the closet, we've passed the "awkward" phase.
Who the fuck did i sell my right shoe to last night i need to get that back im not walking with one shoe on
When he wakes up tomorrow with half shaved legs smelling like a preteens bathroom, I'm sure he will think he has had a great evening
I had to hose off vomit off my driveway at 9 am.....so hot
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I can count on one hand the number of good things that happened over the past year.
Is it too forward if I ask him to bring a condom when he comes over to work on our project?
I tired using vodka to remove my makeup
dude. i woke up on a random lawn wearing only my boxers, with all my clothes hung in the branches of a nearby tree... no more shrooms
My penis is lonely
So is my ring finger
If I wanna spend the whole night tied up and getting railed I'm allowed to do so
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