She was drunk and kept trying to talk while I was in her mouth. It sounded like the teacher from a Charlie Brown cartoon!
I have the worst wedgie. Seriously. Its horible. And there are people everywhere around me.
Slide your hand down the back of your pants and shift to the side slowly
...are you coming on to me?
ice luge is my downfall...
...u mean upfall.
It's a shame that I don't know his last name. Actually, it's an ever bigger shame that I don't know his first name
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just witnessed some guy trade his friend $5 and a condom for his keys.
this girl is like a spa retreat for my dick
He rubs his penis on back when he think I'm sleeping
she crawled under her car and passed out. Unfortunately her feet were sticking out and someone called 911 because they thought she had been run over.
I'm your Election Erection Connection
I retroactively revoke all sex we've ever had.
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Seriously just told the plant the cheese Pringles are mine.
I sharted in my christmas pjs :(
carb up bitch. we're drinking with football players.
Validation I posted a good pic? The lonely fuckboys send out the booty call signal. Of course I answered the call; Gotham needs its hero.
Did i fall last night when u carried me home.
idk
OHHH yea you fell down the stairs face first
Tell me that I didn't just get ash in my Russian and just mix it TF in bc who cares and life has no meaning.
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