): 100 percent naked, unless you count a tiara as clothing.
nobody understood you. You kept speaking french and hiding shit in your boobs
Remember when we were trying to guess how many people could fit in my shower? The answer is 7
I used the word aforementioned in my paper. That's an automatic A in community college.
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There's a show on the Discovery Channel about T-Rex sex. I think this just made my life.
Playing hide and seek with all those cheeseburgers... Not our finest moment.
Do you remember puking up your retainer into the toilet and putting it right back in your mouth?
Yeah... I was considering changing that part but the boxed wine is non-negotiable.
You were laying in bed whispering and crying to the half eaten burrito saying "why am I shitting so much" and "what did I do to deserve this"
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Basically I learned last night that if you're too polite people will think it's okay to play with your nipples when really its not even a little okay
Birthday are for suffering. TAke some tylenol pm and day-drink tomorrow
currently buying a pregnancy test while braless so happy november to you too
Just saw the bridesmaid use her new sister in law as a stripper pole
My grandpa is driving me to get condoms and wine. This is adulthood.
In between explaining the best feminist lenses for the myth of Persephone and doing vodka shots with my friends she dragged me into my car and gave me an Earth shattering blow job. Honestly I think I'm in love.
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