Don't forget I'm 20 now
I liked you more when you were 19
he said i'm too pretty to suck penis
Remind me to tell you about the dream where im a fighting a super hero whose only weakness is sunkist.
they just dont make restraining orders like they used to.
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like semen in my mouth is absolutely disgusting but i'd still like to experience it
Just found a quarter that has been stuck to my boob since at least last night.
In conversation she brought up that she slept with Tucker Max on the UF football field
Turns out the old man beside me in the waiting room was dead, but other then that it was a good day.
I've literally already typed in by booty call text for friday night. all I have to do now is wait for is drunk me to press send
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He pulled the pencil out of my leg and then we fucked. It felt sorta like pulp fiction in reverse.
literally just tried sending to someone a video of me jerkin but my phone was connected to Apple TV and it literally just played on the tv in a full room and I'm actually about to shit myself
You've lost booty call privileges between the hours of 10pm and 8am.
It's OK, I woke up in a drag queen's bed last weekend. It took me forever to get the glitter out of my cleavage.
Why would you ask him if you could lick his chest?
He has a very lickable chest
I feel like I got hit by a car. But a small car, like a Beetle or a Mini or something.
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