i jus pukd everywherw but i took a showr, come cuddle
I told him I would sleep with him if he could name all the colors of the wind.
If I die and they 'assume' it's natural causes, just go with it.
Look at it this way: if he'll have sex with a tomato, he'll have sex with you.
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Why do I feel like I'm not the only one drinking to make my night class teacher look better?
Please tell me I did not ask the bartender how big his dick was.
czant get you from the arport. sry i found the rum. dan sucks at rumpong jusrt so yo knoqw.
Well, it was good.. One step forward for my vaj.. One giant leap backwards for my integrity.
You sat on my knee, like Santa, while I peed.
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I dont think that yelling at the medic "Christmas is gone, fuck off santa" was the best idea when you couldnt feel your legs.
We aren't really supposed to respect our bodies til our mid twenties.
Based on the time of Sean's "I'm on your street" phone call last night, we had sex for an hour and a half. Man, time flies when you're getting boned to an orgasmic death.
All I remember is passing out with an umbrella over my head and waking up screaming bad luck for seven years
So my parents just watched me pour their rum into a bottle and only add crystal light powder, no water... Talk about being judged. All I could say was "Cortland tricks?"
Okay so I've been talking to the mice again and they agree with me that you're a piece of shit.
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