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I forgot to mention I threw up in my wine glass AND my neighbors empty cup.
You kept yelling that her vagina looked like a hatchet wound.
Ice cream after masturbating>masturbating any other time
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Of all the shitty people we associated with, you should be happy that I'm the one fucking your cousin. Sorry.
you picked up the vacuum cleaner at one point and said you we gonna beat the shit out of me with it. that was kinda funny
It was like die hard. Except with more penises.
I fell asleep on the bus and woke up in Italian Las Vegas. Europe was a successful continent for me.
I mean you would really have to try to not have fun at a party that doesn't require pants....
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Why were my jeans in the freezer of the mini fridge, and how long have they been in there? On another note, I found my teacher's ID badge.
Well ill be drunk so just come find me. Its like where in the world is Joey San Diego
She said she wouldn't get out of hand. When the cops showed up she jumped off the 4ft high porch and fell into a ditch. She then buried herself because she was wearing light pants and though the light from the cops flashlights would reflect off her pants. We couldn't find her for 40 minutes.
I have a story for you. It involves waffles and getting naked with the local weatherman.
everything I love is going to destroy me, so if coconuts are the answer, so be it.
You'll be pleased to know I just had an elaborate day dream about your penis. you were there too.
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