he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
wasted. watching meteors, awesome idea i ever had, see 2 for every 1 with ma double vision
I guess we had a small kitchen fire somehow when we decided to bake fruitroll ups and croutons...
is it bad that upon arriving to my fourth sex toy party the sex toy lady instantly recognizes me?
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it's to the point where working 2 jobs this summer will absolutely not cover how much i will spend on alcohol next semester.
God forbid we drive unregistered mopeds without license plates on a pedestrians only sidewalk without goggles while flipping off passing cars.
Make sure your heart doesn't explode. These are words of wisdom.
We got the possum out of our house. We built a maze with our empty kegs and chased it with brooms.
if I was any more soft right now, my penis would be a liquid
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I asked if anyone's pants felt wet on the bottom, like a half hour after mine did. I had just peed my pants i had gotten so high no biggie
She's like the Oprah of therapy. AND YOU GET A STRAITJACKET. AND YOU GET A STRAITJACKET. WITH A PADDED ROOOOM
So now I'm lying here in bed taking notes from Teen Mom... I fucked up
I came back from England with a face tattoo and the only thing anyone can talk about is my beard.
I mean...he danced with his dick still inside of me. What more could a girl ask for?
Here's a concept though: eating pasta while getting laid
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