i hope S**** or M***** or someone took note of the fact that i was drinking popov like water and could no longer form sentences. i mean, dont get me wrong i had been thinking about boning R*** long before my sobriety left the picture but the number of reasons not to, outweighed the temptation and without sir robert burnett as R***'s wingman, it would have never happened
Good. You are like the clit whisperer.
so i told my doctor my symptons and she just shook her head at me
You closed the sidewalk off to pedestrians last night. With a glitter covered safety cone
I'm praying to Jesus, Allah, Buddah,and the whole gang tonight that I'm not pregnant
it must be christmas time, i've got a hankering to give a virgin a baby....
My dora the explorer band aid does not cover up the shame i feel right now
He came, while we were making out fully clothed. I'm going to write a book.
Ok, it's starting to sound like someone's out there trying to learn to play the trombone while breaking kitchenware.
Just blew a guy who had the same phone case as me. It was destiny.
Trying to roll joints on a seadoo in the middle of a lake on a windy night. -Juststonerthings
Have you ever got so drunk that you tasted the future?
It's acceptable to bring him back to my parents house and fuck on the couch right??
I frew up on some kids lovely sidealk chald drawings..
It took me twenty minutes to read that sentence.
All I said was okay...
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