Yep, it's a dick on our front door. Intentional?
At an apparent methhead hillbilly bar and was smiling for a pic when one toothless wonder screamed "look at all them teeth"!
Oscar is the man. He keeps getting pictures of hot nude women with messages in spanish saying "i hope you like it" sent to his phone
whose oscar?
the baller who i guess decided to give out a fake number at the bar last weekend. luckily that fake number was mine. i have enough porn to last me until next month.
Its what jesus would do if there were bud light in his time. I feel obligated.
Just did an upsidedown spineboard shot. Gotta love lifeguard parties.
There's a point around the one and a half minute mark where the keg stand goes from impressive to pathetic
I told you, we're just gonna get ripped and light sparklers
I want to own their dicks and all the attachments
Here you are just trying to masturbate and I'm talking to you like your an initiate for some secret society.
Her ex wouldn't stop texting her so she started replying with various pictures of Britney spears's breakdown
Dear Jesus. Send me strength to not suck cock this morning.
you know it was a successful halloween when you wake up and have a firecracker in your tits
Think I have the only job where I can be naked in a room with my manager at work. Apart from hookers
He got the life proof phone case so he could jack off in the shower without his wife knowing
rock bottom is drinking straight vodka from a protein shaker, singing one direction and crying alone in your room. exams.
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