Me too ba-by. I wanna bite your ear lobes they are so fat.
i may have reached my "but im high so it's cool" quota for the month.
But seriously he was like a god with his hands. My vagina feels annointed.
My blowjobs put them in a state of relaxation similar to that of getting hit with a tranquilizer. The fear comes after the sex.
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Just stop talking to douche bags. How do you manage to attract every asshole within a 100 mile radius?
If i could answer that i wouldn't be so afraid to move to a more populated area
Consider it an appointment to improve my blow job capabilities.
So you get idea of what my night was like, I woke up this morning and the back of my head was orange
Well I was going to go home but vodka happened.
yea plus he's gonna be wearing his gumby costume so that'll take a lot of pressure off too
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It's true. There would need to be A LOT of data collection. Aka, dick-catching. I volunteer as tribute.
Do you remember telling the Uber driver that "his cologne makes you want to bone"?
You can say goodbye to our security deposit.
Already? What he do?
Opened a bag of topsoil at the party and spread it all over the living room. TOPSOIL!
Hurry I'm alone dressed like a prostitute eating French fries.
i love you and all, but can that be the last orgy with your wife?
You think you can just send me a picture of your dick and everything will be ok?
Yep.
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