David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
dude. late night with jimmy fallon isnt even funny. the people in the audience there to see him dont even think hes funny.
kinda like you and your friends.
Just incase you were wondering, the count of ladies who have perioded on chairs at our fine restaurant is now at 3.
is it bad that I didn't wash the cum out of my hair because it keeps my curls intact?
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dude you guys. You can't throw up in the recycling bin. I don't think vomit is recyclable
We're lucky we aren't prostitutes by now. Whats the etiquette for returning a pair of heels with blood on them?
Good news. Isn't krabs. Bad news. Not sure what it is. Worse news. Encouraged not to fuck till known. Great news getting laid tonight
No our divorce decree will not have a blow job clause. Unless my alimony is greatly increased your bj's have been reduced to fantasy status.....
I dont think ive ever had a drunk day betray me so hard before
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just got home to find my brothers naked on the floor covered in chocolate. i am now nervous about sleeping in the same room as them
I think the only option is to smoke so much weed I just pass out for 3 days.
Oh man I wish I could've gotten a picture of how many anti-circumcision stickers are on this Prius
I fucked your neighbor. Welcome to the new apartment!
I was giving him head and he slipped one of those hats with propellors on top on my head.
Don’t eat the Doritos. Jeff was eating them while he was watching porn
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