My Nuvaring birth control makes me queef.
He just asked me if I ever had the urge to put a zucchini in my ass.
We learned a valuable lesson from last night. You can, in fact, order bacon on a Big Mac.
i just won "most creative" category in the condom contest in human sexuality by licking it onto a cucumber. my feedback forms included three phone numbers, one with a Magnum XL taped to it
I want to apologize in advance for texting you a picture of my penis tonight.
Houston, we have a blender
I JUST SAW A SIGN LANGUAGE CATFIGHT
Seriously, I'm making a calendar and marking off the days with little penis's
I just think that if you're going to run around naked outside, a feather boa should be involved. Half for the flair and half for an emergency cover.
This Alex the guy who suck your belly ring
Just say the word and u can be elbow deep in this glorious rack
This is why I love you...
And I threw up 26 times yesterday. I actually think I threw up a spider too.
I'm really tired of this guy walking his chicken in my neighborhood.
If someone tells me they're a paramedic, how inappropriate is it for me to ask what their save to kill ratio is?
He's a freak. Not like "freak in the bed" freak but like "eats glue in the weekends" freak.
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