Uh, do you remember who's thong is in my tree?
Soo time for a life change, my 6 yr old sister made my gf a puke bucket for her birthday
Now if u will excuse me I have to go prep my vagina for this amazing sex filled weekend I'm about to encounter
Somebody really needs to come home and pick up the used condom from the middle of the wood room floor. It's blue, if that helps decide who comes - uh, home.
shes wearing an ankle tracker so she should be easy to find
I'm hurting so bad I actially had to wait for my mini wheats to get soggy before I could eat them..
sometimes, you gotta take him by the hands like tails took sonic, and fly him into the bedroom.
I have no idea what those words in that order meant, but if you go to Florida send me pics of strippers
Lindsey Lohan and I have slept with the same amount of people. The only thing she's now beating me on is rehab trips and teen choice awards, so really I'm the winner.
remember when I lost my virginity and said I could see myself becoming a sex addict?? Well I'm pretty sure that time has come
I woke up at 3:30 this morning to pee. Luckily, I didn't have to travel far as I was asleep in my CLOSET on my yoga mat. Good news is I had a pillow...
I just want him to hold me after a bad midterm. Is that even too much to ask for after sleeping with him twice?
Got a $290 noise violation last night for shouting "THE KING OF THE NORTH" til 2 am
Fuck it, I work hard. I deserve nice sex toys
My mother expressed her concerns about my drinking via a facebook message.
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