butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
Thanks?
She took her shirt off and was broader than Dwight Howard.
We're trying to leave but amy's hitting on the guy who mans the nacho cart
The cops busted down the door and everyone ran. I was just trying to find my shirt before I got arrested
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I'll just tell your children you were the queen of drunk town and you had a giant purple monkey named bongo
Logically he should not be walking around...after that fall he should be in a hospital in a medically induced coma
Her dad high fived me on the way out the door. Not the reaction i expected after she came so loud.
Please ask me to tell you about the time I watched two of my friends chase my drunk roommate with a broken foot around downtown
i fell out of the car and didnt spill my drink. come overrrr
truly a win in your book
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I'm so hungover that I just wrote up my will because I'm afraid I'm gonna die. I'm leaving you my bong.
I'm storing dick pics, so basically if I'm still single after residency...ur gonna get bombarded. It's gonna be a blizzard of dicks.
Feel free to keep your blizzard of dicks to yourself.
Can't talk, I'm icing "sorry I barfed on your couch" onto a cookie cake
I think my liver just tried to kill me, we need to slow down
My horoscope should say: you're an alcoholic, get help today, Pisces
While finding our clothes afterwards he says..."So do we like have to talk after this?"
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