it was nice. we just kind of hung out. she didnt even mention the farting incident.
so was this before or after i puked down the ice luge?
tonight i'm making a christmas tree shaped shot pyramid
Fucking Canada. At least when they wake up tomorrow they're still in Canada
Dorm room. In. Elevator. Fell in. Boom. Puke
I swear 95% of pictures on my phone are from drunken nights I don't remember with me doing a peace sign alone in somebody's bedroom.
How the hell do you leave a party with a kitten? It's missing and everyone knows it was you.
A stranger came up to me, pointed at my drink and asked what it tasted like and proceeded to chug half of it and then walked away.
I think we've gotten passed awkward... the day I woke up at the palms and ur getting eaten out by the dude who just fucked me on the balcony.
How my distance relationship is going: he's trying to sext me & I'm stuffing pizza in my face.
Who the fuck is "nick from the beach last year"
No idea hahaha...why?
He just texted me.. Should I ask where I met him?
First post college job and I got fired within a week. Something tells me that adulthood isn't going to be as much fun as sex and the city led me to believe.
HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT
So I just ran in to the Couger you saw me take home last month who i haven't talked to since then at Wawa and she was PISSED.. APPARENTLY i fucked her niece last week
Just come here quick. I'm home in 3min. It will take you literally less than 5 to walk. Then 2 to undress, 16 to fuck, 2 to dress again and 5 to walk back..!!
exactly 16 eh??
He told us when he was 10 he started shoving bars of soap up his ass for pleasure so i winked at him
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