Where are you?
In a non slutty way
we'll go far in life on tits alone.
She played chubby bunny with our cocks.. She got 4
They both invited me to family dinner Sunday. Secretly dating two sisters just got real.
matt and i tucked you in... you REFUSED to move your head from under the bed.
They were actually really boring considering how we met them.
howd you meet them?
They got shit-faced and decided to take a train to a city none of them had ever been to. We found them wandering the ghetto, with a bottle of gin and singing Disney songs.
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You know how most people would take your keys when they don't want you to leave a party? Those 2 girls aren't most people. They took my pants instead.
Just got assigned a beer bong as hw in fluids to demonstrate the inverse of pascals principle. I love this prof
I disagree, if your last name is Weiner then the sending of dick pics should be mandatory. I'd give him a pass.
I did get to watch you pee, tho. That counts as another precious moment.
I thought I would be a proper lady and put my spare panties in a ziplock
I'm gonna have to shit in a bar again tonight
If last night was a preview of 2015, I quit.
She wore her engagement ring the whole time we fucked. I hate her fiancee, so it was cool
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