i'm forgoing the post-coitus cuddling sesh to ask u this :when he says he loves me and all i can think to say is either "cool" or "i love boning you," what do i do?
i'm smoking hookah in a kayak. how did this happen.
please dont pick me up from the airport dressed like a terrorist.
I think his parents are learning english from the phrases I shout during sex.
no i decided against it. savin my coke binge for finals week.
she's lying on the floor with a bottle of vodka, belting shakira. plz advise.
saying that you may be able to suck the gay out of me was just my way of getting a blowjob...thank you for the valiant effort.
First Thanksgiving as a grown up: My step dad had to take my brother (who still smells like booze) and I both to our cars this morning, apparently we were at the same bars (same stamps), & I think I broke my elbow. Im thankful to be alive & not incarcerated.
do you know how much drugs we can buy now that you got that raise at work
She showed up in lingerie and a turtle backpack full of bacardi. I think its love.
Doesn't matter how many times we tell him the kid's a freshman, he keeps repeating "cupcake boy shall be mine" and honestly you need to intervene
Alas my dad DD'd me. Legit cock blocked to the highest degree
is buying liquor on my lunch break too aggressive?
How many times do I have to tell you I'm not bisexual.
.....unless there is alcohol involved
We're like a married couple, but we only have sex on college holidays and other people's birthdays.
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