if there is a rhyme for it it must be true
it was like she wanted to be a once a week night stand
she takes plan B like it's going out of style
This pizza tastes like mashed potatoes. HOW HIGH DO YOU THINK I AM?
I need a legitimate reason as to why the microwave door is in the shower
i caught him jerking off, doing his SAT Prep. forever alone.
I think we should go through the tsa checkpoint with raging hardons when we go through LAX. I think we should pass out some viagra to everyone
I love it. Like, more than my penis at the moment.
I was trying to chase her off the carpet, but now there are figure-eights of cat vomit. everywhere
His hair looked like he was in a bukaki and then got a perm right after
I'm wearing a cape at the laundromat. I really can't say shit
It was the cape. I can't control myself when I wear a cape.
How you doing tonight? I got my butthole licked so i cant complain.
just turned another straight guy gay. Goddamn the church must hate me
We were supposed to have sex but we had smoked so much neither of us wanted to move.
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