Defrosting my mini wheats in the microwave was a bad choice
Oh my god. I think I just sexted my mom...
What?!
Fwd: Ride me, you sleek sleek woman!!!
All he did was lie there and used his hands to keep pace. He was like the metronome of sex.
Despite what happened tonight, Im still expecting Jesus birthday sex
Then he told me he was proud of me for remembering that i blew him that night.. Maybe my drinking is getting out of hand.
and PS, please don't fuck in the corn maze, k?
I never appreciated sexting until I went to rehab
Power went out. She lit a candle and gave me head. Made some pretty impressive candlelight cocksucking shadowpuppets. Must be what porn was like in olden times.
But he does seem to be getting proper humping etiquette down. So there's progress.
Please send me a thumbs up pic afterwards. No homo. After you've redressed and are heading for the walk of shame out of course
Peanut butter fills the cracks of my heart
Ladies, if you have recieved this text then you are one of the lucky few friends I have decided to make this proposal to. As you all know, my boyfriend's birthday is in two weeks and I have finally decided on the perfect present. Surprise threesome. Now, there can only be one, this isn't an orgy you know, so I will be rating the ideal candidates on bra size and sluttyness. Experiance will count, references if available. Inbox me your credentials so we can come to a...Satisfying agreement.
Morning fuck and a coffee. ARE YOU READY TO CONQUER THE GALAXY WITH ME??
Plus you get to call him out on being a dick. It's more satisfying than ever sex I've ever had.
tell raye i said hi and sorry for bleeding on the limes
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