Ok let's jusst not talk today bc then we'll just do dangerous things but I'll say hello
i've counted 4 condom wrappers but only 3 condoms. not again.
just had an encounter with drunk people from out of state at dairy queen. they wanted to stay till march to see the high school play.
so i walk in and shes blowing her vag with a hair dryer. so i asked what she was doing, she said heating up supper.. come eat ;)
i'm so jealous of you right now.
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life is no where near the amusement park it was when I was on Vicodin.
Houston, we have a squirter
I think we've had way too many heart to hearts in the Mc Donalds parking lot for this to be a healthy relationship
My roommate said I banged on the wall and said, "this dude eats pussy like a champ."
Would I waste your time for mediocre porn?
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2013: the year of legs covered in hair and pregnancy scares.
Your brother's naked in the courtyard again. Just a head's up.
Mark my words I will never date another cop again. I don't care if he's JESUS.
My sister's exploding appendix just cock blocked me...
My vape juice got mixed up with the astroglide.
Wow..I bet that tasted bad.
Not tasted.
Thanks for loaning me your shower and panties. My hubby is awesome, but I shouldn’t go home commando, smelling like lube and sperm again
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