I don't think you know how difficult it is to pee in poncho..
Yeah next time you are over I'll let you beat it on her pillows and you will feel better.
i seriously have like 9 pictures of people taking shots out of a vag on my camera....
He had seven beers and tap-danced on the table like a pro. HOW DOES HE DO IT
Quick!! What's a good reason for me to have rug burn on my chin?
Always wear a seatbelt when giving road head. I think I'm just going to tell people I don't remember how I got the fat lip.
Even worse we were making a sex tape so our reaction to the condom breaking was recorded.
Cleaning my pipe and using the left over resin solution to make THC laced rolling papers and a jar of hash oil/honey for my tea
WE USE THE WHOLE BUFFALO
I just gave an orange Froot Loop the finger for falling on the floor instead of my mouth when I was pouring a mini box of cereal into my face.
YOU DON'T JUST GET TO CALL AND SAY YOU MIGHT BE DEAD, THEN NOT ANSWER!
I kinda took a step back after our "surprise bottles night"
Amazon.com "suggested" I buy both nipple clamps and opera gloves.
She's walking down the sidewalk with a notebook, a pencil, and a box of cheez its while yelling profanities at small animals.... I'm going 2 ask her where she was before this.
No one knows how to work that "I pulled a muscle in my leg" drunk swagger like you can
I think it stinks she’s cheating on him. My vagina on the other hand is tingly thinking about a summer of sexual healing
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