I am puke
i just google searched "what time does taco bell open"
It was like a little tadpole swimming in the big ocean.
I'm doing it for my vagina. You should understand that
Yeaaah. I'm kinda wary about that guy. Does he still have that taser that he found on the train?
We need to tone down the drinking before our 7pm class. I don't remember receiving any of these handouts.
HIS TAN HAS PUT ME TO SHAME. HE TOOK HIS PANTS OFF AND HIS DICK LOOKED LIKE A GHOST
I don't see how I managed to fuck up so much shit in an hour and a half..
Wanna get really high and go on a Valentine's Day Sexathon cause we're both single or would that be weird?
Do you remember peeing in the sink while I was throwing up?
No ma'am, I do not. I found a video of us trying to do a trust fall though. Emphasis on the trying.
Fuck I forgot the furry convention was this weekend and now I'm downtown. Way too high for this shit.
Hey, it's Valentine's Day weekend and were single and off our periods. Let's live like queens.
I feel like I should have held a press conference. The state of my vagina
you gave me money for the cab and then walked home..
U just kept yelling her vagina wasn't a priority bc u had a bowl of cheerios calling your name
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