please tell me I'm in your upstairs bedroom. Just google mapped myself and I have no idea where I am.
I hid a 6pack in the microwave for later
I knew I liked you
after you took your Demerol you started flying around and talking like the robot ship on the movie Stealth. then you licked my iPhone and declared the mission a success.
I put the beer in my little red riding hood basket.
I actually want to hang out with her with our clothes on. That's a big step up for me.
Although, to be fair, I am both willing and going to lick marshmallow fluff off of your dick.
no i had to finish in the bathroom to a pic of her mom in a bikini.
where are you guys? the police just woke me up on the couch outside.
I'm turning twenty & the only honorable way to exit my teens is by slapping the fuck outta the bag. You better be in.
as much as I don't like snorting drugs, I would totally be fine with someone doing a line off my ass. that's just a whole new up
he had hair everywhere except his balls
Just keep your throat open and beer will always find its way in.
soo... how was my night?
Love it. I wish you see me right now. I'm counting cash on my bed with no shirt on, beauty and the beast sound track on blast. Fucking creepin it up.
Want to have dinner and we can talk about how my vagina can make you feel better?
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