turns out gay frats are just like normal frats, only with more v-necks
The two guys from next door helped him do a backflip. The ended up throwing him halfway through a ceiling tile. Don't worry, we fixed it with duct tape.
Just found a bag of weed nailed to the door that my dealer dropped off since I wasn't home. God I love Boulder.
How much did you drink?
Enough to be hungover and still think roller coasters were a good idea
I just busted my piggy bank to afford McDonald's. This is my personal cry for help.
So we were in bed when his brother walks in, walks over to me, fist bumps me and says he just wanted to say hi, then leaves...so random lmao
Well at least ssomeone is or the state is tafing over ir in twligiob
Oh god it's open bar.
stupid neighbors doing stupid yard work with their stupid kids when i want to do drugs in the backyard
She asked what a chaser is. I died a little inside, please come back..
I'm going to need you to stop harassing my professor on Twitter when you're drunk.
ah lol cocaine is strange when I dose I feel like an elephant running through a grocery store
when I finally sobered up enough to get out of bed this morning I went to talk to mom and forgot that I had TITS written in big letters on both my hands. I love drinking games.
I went to a swingers party and came home with a boyfriend. I love my life.
There were a lot of gay moments in between the Strippers and coke
Randomize
