Tell me I did not drive one hour for whiskey dick.
I forgot to tell you. I'm at a porno shoot today.
you always know who the new freshman are on fb because theyre always wearing prom dresses
So let me get this straight. You would sleep with an uncircumcised guy whose name you didn't know, but you won't try the new shrimp taco from taco bell?
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when i woke up this morning i blew my nose and ash came out.. i'm not sure what to make of this.
The cop refused to sing with us, even though he was as happy as we were that the tow truck finally showed up.
obviously he has no clue about college dating. it goes drunken sex then the 1st date
I would like to add..this is the first november for two years that i haven't cheated on a bf...thank you..thank you
Well the good news is my "i'm an adult" dinner party went well, they all brought wine and complimented my cooking abilities. the bad news is i woke up with the leftovers in my bed/on my face
On a separate but also a very relevant note, can we practice drinking wine like real people?
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A whole bunch of large men eating Doritos just knocked on my door and asked if they could take out my trash?
After seeing how much you are able to funnel in a night, I am 90% sure your blood is pure gin.
Maybe you should start carrying pepper spray. You are like the Justin Bieber of lesbians.
Responsible roommate: 1. Someone who takes a huge shit at work so as not to clog the toilet at home.
I was going to try being motivated today. But then I took a hit while still in bed.
She shoved her hand down my pants and held my cock for thirty minutes in the bar. It was like she was letting all the other females know I was hers.
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