I'm having a terrible night. Can I sleep over?
Too tired to pretend that I care : (
he's going on about how he's going to treat me right and wants to let himself be in love with me and spend a lot of time together. kids these days. like its not about sex anymore. i'm confused.
.....so he has a son. Josh. That is not his roommate
why did i wake up to an event notice that says "Shit Just Got Real"?
I need a leather bustier to keep them in.
Too kinky for 11:30am. Stop that.
She always manages to outslut me. I can't keep up
I just saw a group of 50+ year old women all wearing shirts that said "drink up, bitches" ...please tell me that can be us some day.
Having him as a wingman is like telling the girl you already have aids
don't worry about it. We passed around the "get jeff bail" can 10 min. After you left. We currently have around $400. May I say that people here at the dorms really love you.
That guy drinking savagely was actually at his buddy's gay bachelor party in the male stripper section. He came over to the chicks side so we drank with him.
He had some sort of penis-related post traumatic stress disorder, but body shots seemed to wake him up
Get this. He's a red head and he works at country oven bakery. He will forever be known as the gingerbread man.
sorry I blacked out our whole relationship
YOURE A FUCKING ADULT. DONT TELL ME ITS PAST YOUR BEDTIME WHEN I WANT TO GET ANOTHER COCKTAIL.
Would it defeat the purpose of a run if I ran to McDonalds?
Last time we had sex i was dressed like a ninja turtle and someone else was in our bed, so this time should be fine.
I hope ur kiddin
wish i was
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