I dont need to watch it. And stop comparing your life to Entourage.
Is it weird that I have contacts who i've classified as DO NOT ANSWER?
Lol no its called college
Everyone just saw your hickey on TV and on the jumbotron at the hockey game.
Thanks dad.
friends with benefits? more like friends with awkward sexual tension
There is a bruise on my cock the size of a golfball. Bad sign.
Tell your boyfriend I'm sorry for ruining his vein. I'm never drawing blood drunk again.
she puked as i came inside her. that has to mean something.
Oh eartly, In cocy youtu youchv make the wallflowers d tskunks!y, couch protection now,.sryou should feel special !
We were talking about threesomes when she went to say who she would have as her third. She did not get to finish her sentence because her bf already said my name.My sheer presence destroys relationships.
They make twin pack pregnancy tests for girls like us
I blew him while watching the aristocats. There were singing cats in the background. I think he he hummed along at one point.
So the " I'm gay but curious" thing worked. You owe me 50 bucks.
How does one un superglue their foot to the floor
He fell asleep on top of me after sex. For 3 hours. Poor guy worked too hard.
I just unmatched him. If your Thirsty Thursday only consists on the gym then I am not the woman for you ✌🏻️
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