porn star on stage now. Get unkicked out.
she asked if i had a condom...i said yes...when we finished it wasnt on...told her it was at home on my dresser.
I just taped a plastic bag to my ceiling for the next time I have to throw up on the top bunk. Why am I so good at college?
At some point we were all eating banana flavored rolling papers.
i feel like the 7 eleven by your house knows our deepest, darkest secrets
And then he tried to clean the throw up off my pants with 409
I have been drinking since 2. And I'm now chasing the cat around the house with a light saber. Anna's helping.
Have you SEEN his girlfriend?? Or talked to her? Christ almighty I'd drink every day just to die let alone black out
I'm convinced that the Christmas lights in my room contributed to the great sex.
I literally stopped banging her when my ESPN app alerted me that the Spurs had won. That's how much I hate Lebron. I would rather watch him cry in the post game interviews than get it in
I smell like cowboy sweat. I got two lap dances. This is the best day of my life!
Not entirely sure how I got drunk off 2 mimosas but here I am
I just got yelled at by a stripper for being a tease.
Is it too much to ask for 10 minutes of privacy while I masturbate?
But I’m still curious to know... how did the homemade porno go?
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