She told me she got a 15 on her A.C.T.. that's when I knew it was a done deal.
She had just swallowed, of course i didnt kiss her goodbye
Wasn't she moving abroad?
Are you really going to debate this?
and then he said that the only reasonable explanation as to why I got swine flu was because all I ever do is join the bandwagon
Urine might work for jellyfish stings, but we found out it doesn't work well for nose bleeds...
You paid the taxi driver with a comb last night.
Ate apple sauce off his penis. Nutritious and slutty.
Currently shopping online for cardboard cutouts of various horror characters. That should teach me roommates to stop taking acid on Tuesdays.
Bathtub guy came to. He helped me roll the fat chick away from the fridge. Shower and breakfast are on. You're plan failed!
I can't tell if I have the Pizza Hut shits or beer shits
Jello shots and homoerotic movie scenes bingo?
THE AUSTRALIAN IS SINGLE AS FUCK.
Got home & pissed on my moms carpet like a bear in the woods. I woke up to a picture message with me passed out on the floor with my pants down & hands covering my face. I've had an awkward week
WHAT IS ALL THIS WATER BOTTLE FLIPPING NONSENSE? WHAT IS LIT?
YOUTHS.
Pretty sure I got at least one girl to question her sexuality at the Christmas party last night
What the hell do you do when your fuck buddy leaves to go for a piss naked and 20 minutes later hasn't come back and can't be found anywhere in the house or outside but has left his phone, tee shirt and shoes in your bedroom.
I don't think there is a pre defined social etiquette for a lost naked fuck buddy now roaming the streets.
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