Best text conversation ever. Other than the one we had about using blood for lube.
I wish my period boobs were my regular boobs.
They've started ranking girls from "paper-bag" to "I just came." Please come get me
i was thoroughly upset that he did not want to be my number 16, who passes that number up?
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we found a loaf of bread in my bathroom i believe its yours. sorry i took a shower before we noticed so it might be soggy
You're like the curious george of whores
I wonder if they'd let me siphon the gas out my car before they impound it
You were on shrooms and "the trees are crazy green!" is all you could manage.
Why do you think she gets more guys?
well her prof pic is her in her bedroom looking hot and mine is me looking terrified while holding a giant spider at 6 flags, so there's that
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its ok, the prom king gave me his crown to puke in
Yeah man, you were grinding with his wife, I wouldn't be worried about it
What's rude is him not accepting my blowjob offer. What kind of guy denies that.
But like, I don't remember getting hit with the door... I just come out from peeing and there was blood running down my face.
Whose house did we sneak into and play beer pong for 4 hours at last night?
I honestly have no idea
My sister can't give you a handjob and us still be bros.
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