Do you think you have hit the lowest point in your life when you find yourself actually condisering watching the movie "Gigli"?
well when i got there she was attempting to stick the cat in her mouth.. so maybe you should go check on her
I get drunk and say inappropriate things... you get drunk and sleep with inappropriate people. it's what we do.
So many people have lost their virginity on my futon... I think it is only the right thing to bronze it and put it on display
I already wrote the apology to my liver. He knows whats up
All I I know is that there's 2 new contacts in my phone. Drunk Backdoor and Gayass Handshake. Thanks, Jameson.
I have discovered my latent superpower. If a friend is dating a bi chick they will inevitably try and talk me into a threesome.
This is how baked we were last night. Our drinking game: We stare at each other; first one to laugh drinks.
Just wanted to say a big ole FUCK YOU for coming out to mom the day before I have to drive with her for 6 hours. Ass hat.
I forgot I did whipits. Probably because my brain cells were killed from the whipits
stop fucking thinking about him when there is A MILLION OTHER PENISES TO RIDE IN THE WORLD
Well, I just bought plan b with the tips I made from the job that I slept with my manager. So yeah, that's my life. How's yours?
Is it bad form to puke out of a dorm window to avoid looking bad in front of the people in your room?
How about from a sixth floor window?
She's like a squirrel. She spazzes out all the time.
I think the cats may be lesbians. It could just be a two hour mutual bath but it sure looks like a 69.
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